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Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. 'I'll never understand women' said Joe. 'The other night on my birthday, my wife said as my gift, I could do with her what I wanted.' 'Wow! That's quite some gift' said the bartender. 'So why are you so dejected?' 'Well I thought about it for a while' said Joe, 'and decided to send her home to her mother, and now she won't even speak to me!'
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