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	A guy walks into a doctors office and stutters, Da-da-d
	A guy walks into a doctor's office and stutters, 'Da-da-doc, I've ba-ba-been sta-sta-stuttering for ye-ye-years, and I ca-ca-can't stand it anymo-mo-more! Can you he-he-help me?' The doctor answers 'Well, I'll have to give you a thorough examination first, but in some cases there is a cure.' So the doctor puts the guy through a battery of tests, and says, 'I think I know what's causing your stuttering.' The guy excitedly asks, 'Well, wa-wa-what is it, da- da-doctor?' 'It's your penis. I know that sounds crazy, but you have an unusually large penis - it's almost two feet long. It seems the weight is putting a strain on your vocal cords which most men never have to deal with.' The guy asks, 'Wa-wa-what can we da-da-do?' 'Well, we could remove it and transplant a shorter one.' 'Do it!' the guy replies. So they go through the operation, and three weeks later the guy comes in for a follow up appointment. He says, 'Doc, you solved my stuttering problem. I don't know how to thank you. But I've only had sex once in three weeks - my wife just doesn't like it anymore with my new, shorter penis. I've thought about it, and I decided I can put up with the stuttering easier than going without the sex - I want you to put my long one back on.' The doctor says, 'No-no-nope. A da-da-deal's a da-da- deal!'
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