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A man had been feeling sick for quite some time and finally decided to see a doctor. The doctor came out and told the patient that he has some bad news to share. 'You are going to die,' he said. 'When will I die?' the patient asked.
'Ten,' the doctor replied.
The patient, wondering, asked, 'Ten what? Years, months, days ...? Tell me doc, I gotta know.'
'Nine,' the doctor said.
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