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	A lawyers dog, running around town unleashed, heads for
	A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, 'if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?' The lawyer answers, 'Absolutely.' 'Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today.' The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves. Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.
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