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	Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was
	Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do. The shrink said, �Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gifts he requests.� Two days before Christmas, Johnny�s father asked him what he wanted for Christmas. �I want a damn teddy-bear laying right beside me when I wake-up. When I go downstairs I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn garage.� Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a pile of dog poop. Confused, he walked down stairs and saw another pile under the tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog poop by the garage. When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad smiled and asked, �What did Santa bring you this year?�Johnny replied,�I think I got a dog but I can�t find the son-of-a-bitch!�
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