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A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, 'Is there a problem, Officer?'
'No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a Safe Driver Award. Congratulations, what do you think you're going to do with the prize money?'
He thought for a minute and said, 'Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license.'
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, 'Oh, don't pay attention to him, he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned.'
The guy from the back seat said, 'I told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!'
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, 'Are we over the border yet?' |
