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	Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 1
	Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. 'They told me at the blood bank this might happen.' 14. 'This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.' 13. 'Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper' 12. 'I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!' 11. 'This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!' 10. 'I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance' 9. 'Actually I'm doing a 'Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan' (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend. 8. 'I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.' 7. 'Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.' 6. 'The coffee machine is broken....' 5. 'Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.' 4. 'Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!' 3. 'Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!' 2. 'I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.' AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK: 'Amen'
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