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  Contemplating Cats
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.' --Anonymous

'Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.' --Anonymous

'Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.' --Jeff Valdez

'In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.' --English proverb

'As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.' --Ellen Perry Berkeley

'One cat just leads to another.' --Ernest Hemingway

'Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.' --Mary Bly

'Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.' --Joseph Wood Krutch

'People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.' --Faith Resnick

'There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.' --Anonymous

'I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.' --Hippolyte Taine

'No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me.' --Unknown

'There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.' --Albert Schweitzer

'The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.' --Ernest Menaul

'Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.' --Anonymous

'Time spent with cats is never wasted.' --Colette

'Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.' --Missy Dizick

'You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats.' --Colonial American proverb

'Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.' --Joseph Wood Krutch

'I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.' --Anonymous

'My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes.' --Anonymous

'Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.' --Anonymou
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