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	1). Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.“ Customer “Ok.“ Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?“ Customer: “No.“ Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?“ Customer “No.“ Tech Support:: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?“ Customer: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click‘ and I wrote ‘click‘.“ -------------------------------------------------- 2) Customer: “I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message.“ Tech Support:: “Did you install the update?“ Customer: “No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?“ -------------------------------------------------- 3).Customer:: “I‘m having trouble installing Microsoft Word.“ Tech Support:: “Tell me what you‘ve done.“ Customer: “I typed ‘A:SETUP‘.“ Tech Support:: “Ma‘am, remove the disk and tell me what it says.“ Customer:: “It says ‘[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk‘.“ Tech Support:: “Insert the MS Word setup disk.“ Customer:: “What?“ Tech Support: “Did you buy MS word?“ Customer: “No...“ -------------------------------------------------- 4).Customer:: “Do I need a computer to use your software?“ Tech Support:: ?!%#$ -------------------------------------------------- 5).Tech Support:: “Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, canyou see the ‘OK‘ button displayed?“ Customer: “Wow. How can you see my screen from there?“ -------------------------------------------------- 6) Tech Support:: “What type of computer do you have?“ Customer:: “A white one.“ -------------------------------------------------- 7). Tech Support:: “Type ‘A:‘ at the prompt.“ Customer:: “How do you spell that?“ -------------------------------------------------- 8). Tech Support: “What‘s on your screen right now?“ Customer: “A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store.“ -------------------------------------------------- 9). Tech Support:: “What operating system are you running?“ Customer: “Pentium.“ -------------------------------------------------- 10). Customer: “My computer‘s telling me I performed an illegal abortion.“ -------------------------------------------------- 11).Customer: “I have Microsoft Exploder.“ -------------------------------------------------- 12).Customer: “How do I print my voicemail?“ -------------------------------------------------- 13). Customer: “You‘ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won‘t boot properly.“ Tech Support: “What does it say?“ Customer: “Something about an error and non-system disk.“ Tech Support: “Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?“ Customer: “No, but there‘s a sticker saying there‘s an Intel inside.“ -------------------------------------------------- 14). Tech Support: “Just call us back if there‘s a problem. We‘re open 24 hours.“ Customer: “Is that Eastern time?“ -------------------------------------------------- 15). Tech Support:: “What does the screen say now?“ Customer: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready‘.“ Tech Support:: “Well?“ Customer: “How do I know when it‘s ready?“
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