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Mike's Girlfriend
After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number, I dialed him -- and got a woman.
'Is Mike there?' I asked.
'He's in the shower,' she responded.
'Please tell him his girlfriend called,' I said and hung up.
When he didn't return the call, I dialed again. This time a man answered. 'This is Mike,' he said.
'You're not my boyfriend!' I exclaimed.
'I know,' he replied. 'That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour.'
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