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A little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells, 'Help, send the police to my house right away! There's a damn Democrat on my front porch and he's playing with himself.'
'What?' the operator exclaimed. 'I said there is a damn Democrat on my front porch playing with himself and he's weird; I don't know him and I'm afraid! Please send the police!' the little old lady repeated.
'Well, now, how do you know he's a Democrat?'
'Because, you damn fool, if it was a Republican, he'd be screwing somebody!' |
