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Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.
As they read the menu, the waitress comes over and asks Clinton,
'Are you ready to order?' Clinton replies, 'Yes, I'd like a
quickie!'
'A quickie?!?' the waitress replies. 'Sir, given the past
situation of your personal life I don't think that is a good idea.
I'll come back when you are ready to order from the menu!' She walks
away.
Gore leans over to Clinton and says, 'It's pronounced Quiche.' |
