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	Yo mama‘s so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yo mama‘s so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yo mama‘s so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yo mama‘s so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn‘t get a menu, she gets an estimate. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yo mama‘s so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yo mama‘s so fat, when she fell in love she broke it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many Conservative economists does it take to change a lightbulb ? None. The invisible hand does it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Have you ever noticed... anybody going slower than you is an idiot. And anyone going faster is a maniac. George Carlin -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She‘s 97 today and we don‘t know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneris -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I think men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They have experience pain and bought jewelry. Rita Rudner -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I‘m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain. Carol Leifer -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have a great diet. You are allowed to eat anything you want. But you must eat it with naked fat people. Ed Bluestone -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I went into MacDonalds yesterday and said “I‘d like some fries“. The girl at the counter said “Would you like some fries with that“. Jay Leno -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why don‘t oysters give to charity? Because they‘re shellfish. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What can you do in radiation-contaminated rivers? Nuclear fission. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did the jazz musician like the wooden board? Because it had a nice groove in it! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How can you tell if a redneck is married? There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
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