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	Don‘t spend 2 dollars to have a shirt dry cleaned. Donate it to the Salvation Army. They‘ll clean it and put it on a hangar. Next morning you can buy it back for 75 cents. Billiam Coronel -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. Oscar Wilde -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself. Mark Twain -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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