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  How can you get four suits for a dollar?

Buy a deck of cards.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.



What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.



What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.



How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.



How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.



How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.



How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!



How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.



If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.



What bird can lift the most?

A crane.



What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.



What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.



What clothes does a house wear?

Address.



What country makes you shiver?

Chile.



What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I‘m coming down with something!



What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.



What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.

What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.



What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It‘s time to go to sweep.



What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I‘ll hang around for a while.



What did the rug say to the floor?

Don‘t move, I‘ve got you covered.



What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.



What do you call a calf after it‘s six months old?

Seven months old.



What do you call a guy who‘s born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.



Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.



Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.



Why were the teacher‘s eyes crossed?

She couldn‘t control her pupils.

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