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  What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.



What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.



What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.



What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.



What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!



What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!



What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.



What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.



What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.



What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.



What has 6 eyes but can‘t see?

3 blind mice.



What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.



What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.



What is a tree‘s favorite drink?

Root beer.



What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.



What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.



What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.



What kind of ties can‘t you wear?

Railroad ties.



What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.



What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?

A red carnation.

What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?

A pink car-nation.

What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.



What‘s gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.



What‘s green and loud?

A froghorn.



What‘s round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.



Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.



Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.



Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!

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