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	Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party? Becase he was a party pooper. (Briana) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You so short you have to look up to look down. (Crystal) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yo mamma is so fat: She eats Wheat Thicks. We‘re in her right now. She was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for a new world. She lay on the beach and people ran around saying, “FREE WILLY.“ (M.P. Monaghan) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yo mamma so ugly when she was born, your mother said, “What a treasure!“ and your father said, “Yea lets go bury it“. (M. P. Monaghan) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yo mamma so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out a window. (M. P. Monaghan) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you make a blonde‘s eyes sparkle? Shine a torch into her ear... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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